>   TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
>   ------------------------------------------
>   You have two cows.
>   You sell one and buy a bull.
>   Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
>   You retire on the income.
> 
> 
>   AMERICAN ECONOMICS
>   -------------------------------------
>   You have two cows.
>   You sell one and force the other to produce the
> milk of  four cows.
>   You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
> 
>   JAPANESE ECONOMICS
>   -------------------------------------
>   You have two cows.
>   You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the
> size
>   of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the
> milk.
>   You then create cute cartoon cow images called
>   Cowkimon and market them worldwide.
> 
>   FRENCH ECONOMICS
>   ---------------------------------
>   You have two cows.
>   You go on strike because you want three cows.
> 
> 
>   GERMAN ECONOMICS
>   ----------------------------------
>   You have two cows.
>   You reengineer them so that they live for 100
> years,
>   eat once a month and milk themselves.
> 
> 
>   BRITISH ECONOMICS
>   ---------------------------------
>   You have two cows.
>   They are both mad cows.
> 
> 
>   ITALIAN ECONOMICS
>   --------------------------------
>   You have two cows.
>   You don't know where they are.
>   You break for lunch.
> 
> 
>   SWISS ECONOMICS
>   -------------------------------
>   You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
>   You charge others for storing them.
> 
> 
>   RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
>   ----------------------------------
>   You have two cows.
>   You count them and learn you have five cows.
>   You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
>   You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
>   You give up counting and open another bottle of
> Vodka.
> 
>   CHINESE ECONOMICS
>   ----------------------------------
>   You have two cows.
>   You have 300 people milking them.
>   You claim full employment, high bovine
> productivity
>   and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.
> 
> 
>   PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
>   ------------------------------------
>   You dont have any cows!
>   You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
>   You ask the US for financial aid, China for
> military
>   aid, British for Warplanes, Italy for machines,
>   Germany for technology, French for submarines,
>   Switzerland for loans,Russia for drugs
>   and Japan for equipment.You buy the cows with all
>   this and claim of exploitation by the world.
> 
> 
>   INDIAN ECONOMICS
>   -------------------------------
>   You have two cows.
>   You worship them.